Q:Were you born this tough or did a life on the mean streets of Philadelphia make you this way? Also, which gang are you aligned with and what did you write in your cover letter to them? Asking for a friend.

chelseaelle

I think the streets of Philadelphia have an unfair reputation. They’re not as mean as they are condescending from time to time. However, I’m originally from a small town in upstate New York. It’s a place where truck nuts and polo shirts are cool and Nickleback albums are not only sold, they are bought.

I guess I developed my hard attitude to combat rednecks and anyone trying to take my manhood.

I’m not aligned with a gang currently. I’m striving to work alone and win by any means necessary. It’s like my grandpappy used to say: “Fight like a girl if you have to. It still counts. Plus, ladies are unpredictable and will straight up beat your ass.”

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