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Q:Are you a dog person or a cat person or a cuddling in bed with a horse person?

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When I was a child I witnessed a horse birth. It was one of the stickiest things I’ve ever seen. I’ve been kind of turned off from horses since then. Oh sure, I’ll pet a horse. I’ll feed it carrots and shit but that’s where I draw the line.

I prefer a dog to pal around with me and shoot the shit. Maybe just to lay around and look at me funny while I read because reading is still a very foreign exercise to dogs.

Mostly I just hang out with cat who hisses a lot.

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