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“On the fifth day of the second month, when heroes and countrymen meet giants face to face, the mother will shed her flesh at halftime in apparent wardrobe malfunction and reveal herself to be a Terminator. And the earth shall tremble as it is devoured by Her. Despite relatively high ratings the performance will be panned by critics and viewers alike.”

-Nostradamus
“Madonna comedentis mundos”

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