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Hey fellas, can we stop using comedy as a veil for our sexism? Women shouldn’t have to feel guilty for their gender. Oh, I’m not saying don’t be edgy. I wouldn’t try to stop you from being edgy! But if you have to resort to “so I raped her!” or “why abortions gotta be so expensive!?” go away. Just leave. Think about your life. Maybe read a few books and come back when you can be cleverer. There’s a difference between being an edgy, raw comic and being just a shitheaded, mean-spirited person. Also, women, calling yourselves sluts and joking about sleeping around to get a rise out of audiences is a discredit to your own gender. Shoot higher than Whitney Cummings. Being a worse person doesn’t make you a better comedian. And I’m by no means claiming to know anything about comedy. But I can say with 100% confidence I’ve never hurt anyone’s feelings because of what I’ve said on stage. If that’s your prerogative, go fuck yourself. There. I fixed everything.

    • #comedy
    • #stand-up
    • #writing
    • #sexism
    • #rape jokes
    • #be nice
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