TODAY IS YOUR DAY! GET MOTIVATED! GET DEDICATED!

Come on, people, let’s do it. This is our time. It’s time to do it. Here it is: the first day of the rest of our lives! Let’s MAKE THINGS HAPPEN! BOILER ROOM style, baby! BOILER ROOM! Always Be Closing! YEAH! Sell sell $ell!!! We are the masters of our own destiny! Do it. Do it. DO IT. You know what they say, anyone who says money can’t buy happiness… it’s their money we’re trying to take! Get out there and take it! Molest their wallets! See your future, be your future, make $$$, be handsomer! Today is the day. DO IT!

You know what that is? It’s a CENTIPEDE EATING A SNAKE! It’s from YouTube.com. Know why I put it there? To get me (and you) fucking juiced, that’s why! Centipedes are badass. Name one person who doesn’t lose absolutely all of their shit when they see a centipede. You can’t. Everyone loses their shit. Be a centipede, bro.

Today is your day! It’s yours for the taking! Yesterday is but a memory that can only haunt us in our dreams if we repress it enough!! And we are sleeping when we have dreams…DON’T GO TO SLEEP EVER!!!! ‎5-Hour Energy ™ drinks! UNLEASH THE BEAST! (energydrinks.com) Be a ROCKSTAR ™! Feel the rush…

Come on!!! Are you gonna be a clown in the rodeo of your life? Or are you gonna TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORNS? It’s only TUESDAY!! You’ve got the rest of the week, you can murder someone everyday if you try. Don’t be afraid to shred. Shredding sounds cool. Divorce is a necessary evil. Block out negativity. Embrace change!!!! Read “Who Moved My Cheese?” by Dr. Spencer Johnson. Learn to cope. Be a rockstar. Be the light in the darkness. Take charge of your destiny! Always be closing. Don’t die. $ell.

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